Beards by Lazaro Gamio, Todd Lindeman, Shelly Tan, Steth Blanchard

The Washington Post weighted the style of facial hair, or lack thereof, of all active ballplayers on a scale of 0 to 8 — zero being clean shaven, eight being the grizzliest — then calculated the average hairiness of each team. The New York Yankees are the only team in the bigs that have a mandatory clean-cut policy.